When I learned that pine nuts came from pine cones, it blew my mind. What a fun fact. I never would've guessed. So why are they so expensive? I'll tell you now. The process for removing them is actually very difficult and labor intensive. This is the kind of thing that should seem obvious, but you just don't link the two in your head. Pesto and pine trees?? Ma'am what?? Anyways I shared this fact on my Instagram and polled how many people knew this fact too and the majority were also unaware!

What I'm saying is that this t-shirt is a conversation starter. It's a public service announcement. Does it have anything to do with my astrology meme account? No. But I'm a Gemini and I live for trivia. I don't care if a single person buys this shirt. Sometimes we commission things we love simply because we want to wear them ourselves.

Designed by Billie Fabrikant of Elegant Bullshit.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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